Incredible Hulk with Malibu… soon to be sweeping the nation

Lots to eat, lots to drink, argued with a posh girl from Kings Lynn (I know that somehow doesn’t add up), got given a blue silk tie and was meant no ill health by a man with plums in his mouth…..

Chicken and sausage caserole in bed, infront of the new 1080hd screen……

Excitable on my way to Skeggy

Life’s essentials

Life’s luxuries

and i don’t like it…

I’ve not just walked into the world of pubity or anything, that was long ago - but proper man hair, not much, just a smidge on my shoulder, tiny tiny amount, so tiny that you have to really look for it, but it’s fresh hair, and invading my personal space….. and man hair seems to be spreading up my arms a little more too. Man hair is different to normal hair, it’s all man hair like….

Should I be unhappy about this?? Is it really a big deal, I mean i’m not far off pushing 30 I suppose, but even still.

If my shoulders continue to get patchier, will I lose my facial spots?? I can’t have spots and shoulder hair - they can’t work together surely??? Also should i stop yanking out those 3 lone hairs on my back now?? 3 random hairs all alone in their own little areas of my back - they grow to about 2 inches and I yank - then they grow again and again, and the saga continues…. And women say they have body issue, oh to be a man god damn…

A Man…

Only now have I started refering to myself as a man, was chatting only a couple of days ago about how it still feels weird to be refered to as a man.. like when a little kid walks infront of you and his/her mum says ‘mind that man’, that still sounds weird to me, i’m still a boy, i have spots, i’m a boy - forget all that man malarky, load of rubbish

I’M A BOY

Hairy Shouder

Courtesy of Roy Tanck - Thanks Roy, I love it

i could wave my willy in your face and you could laugh at how small it is……..

I’m uninspired, and appear to have settled into a routine… which is not good by any stretch of the imagination..

So what do I write about?? Help me out??

a surprise phone call today Thank you very much Diana. It was good to hear your voice and i’m sorry if I sounded a little shocked, but I was a little shocked, hehe.

It was very thoughtful of you and much appreciated

xxx

Ugly old landlady with 2+ bedroom house in suburban location.

Furnished / Unfurnised
Including all white goods
Garage
Off road parking for 2 vehicles
Access to Window Cleaner
Preferably Double Glazed

Payment: Cock, solid and not afraid of a good hard graft. In good working order, full service history and recent GUM certificate showing no faults. Regularity of installments negotiable.

References upon request

Enquiries to: imanuglyoldlandladyandwantyourswelling@warrensdiary.co.uk

Your name: Warren
when you take a shit, and laugh after.

harry could be heard from the washroom as he let out a thundering warren.

Your age: 26
750ml of alky

1 mickey + 1 mickey = a 26

One of your friends: Luke
A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day

You can tell that he’s luke, look at the way he slouches

What should you be doing?: nothing
Actually means “something,” but is used when you don’t feel like explaining.

Hey, whatcha doin’?
(clearly working on something complex and important) Nothing.

Your favourite colour: Brown
an East Indian person

That was her brown boyfriend Sanjay

Your birthplace: Norwich, [England not USA]
- I went to Norwich a few months ago and I’m telling you the girls round there were gorgeous! Think it must be because its the biggest place for miles around and attracts all of East Anglia’s stunners. Just a shame that it is such a pain to get to. Can drive to Leeds in the time it takes to get to Norwich from London.

Norwich was England’s second largest city in the middle ages, with its prosperity based on strong European export markets for the region’s agricultural products.

Last person you talked to: Jemi
A very handsome strong male, who can attract any woman in sight. Also very good at everything wether it be games or driving “he” will always be the ultimate.

Damn that kid sure is one hell of a “Jemi”!

Last thing you had to drink: Lemonade
An excuse for little children to make money.

Two kids setting up a Lemonade Stand, to buy drugs.

Your nickname: Colin
A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..

Wow, there is that guy Colin, he is so sexy while playing the guitar naked.

My diary is now gravatar enabelled (as stated above)… This is only relavant to the people that interact on my site i.e. Jemi & Diana. Steve, Luke others - pull your finger out.

By signing up to Gravatar you can now use your own personal avatar on any Gravatar enabelled website.

You upload your image, crop it to avatar dimensions - assign the image to an email address and done. Whenever you interact with a gravatar enabelled site using that email address - your avatar is displayed.

Sign Up Now……..

is how I would describe the new blog theme….. I’m not one to blow my own anything, but i really love my theme and am all excited. I’m inspired to create more and more i tell you I am…. more and more.